come play!

I feel like I've spent more time this week as a therapist than as a librarian. I mean, I have no problem being there for my friends, and I want to help them out and to I want them to feel they can come to me, but why am I, of all people, the one they come to talk about their relationships?

Anyway, I could use some distraction of any kind--the good, the bad, the funny, the scandalous, the inconsequential, the dirty--bring it on! Anonymous posting is on. Talk away, people.